chubby chick posts gif of herself on the internet to little fanfare...
So I was gchatting this guy I’ve kind of worked with over the internet a million times and he was like “why aren’t there any pictures of you anywhere”
and i’m like “did you google me or something”
and he’s like “everyone googles everyone”
and i’m like “good point”
and he’s like “so why don’t you have pictures”
and i’m like “because of reasons”
and he’s like “no really.”
and i’m like “i was really fat for a while and have severe social anxiety but then i stopped eating processed food and started going to the gym and now i’m just kind of fat and i don’t like people looking at me so yea”
and he was like “no really”
and i was like “no really”
but he’s really nice so I skyped him and was like “i’m sorry about the face i have”.
but he didn’t vomit or call the police or die from being exposed to the way i look or file a restraining order against me or start making animal noises to communicate with me in my native tongue or do any of the other ridiculous things the cognitive distortions of a broken and depressed mind convince you will happen if you confront your fears.